Buxomize Pill.
To put it bluntly, it’s a medicine in the form of a bead designed to increase chest size.
Unlike the Kegel method, this knowledge still exists in part at the current Bread Academy.
But why doesn’t it exist in modern times?
There’s disagreement even among the angels.
“Because there are various types of ‘Lily’ tastes.”
While in Hell, Changyeom once talked about this.
“The ‘Boom Boom Lily’ faction and the ‘Flat Lily’ faction. The former are those who prefer big things moving around, while the latter leans towards the smaller side.”
“What’s the Archduke of Hell even talking about?”
“Oh? I’m just speaking based on the data stored in your memory.”
By “smaller side”, it refers to the taste preferences of some who like the aesthetic similar to the style seen in Japanese pure-hearted comics. These people don’t particularly like the “Boom Boom” aesthetic.
They prefer the sensation when flat-chested individuals embrace each other, feeling each other’s heartbeat closely.
“So what does this have to do with the Buxomize Pill… wait, don’t tell me?”
“That’s right. It was hidden by what we call the ‘[Lilinachi]’.”
“What scoundrels.”
Could there be extreme Lily devotees even among the Goddess’s soldiers?
If, unlike men’s perceptions of “Lily,” some purist fanatics hid the Buxomize Pill to prevent a situation they believed should only exist in pure-hearted comics, it could make sense.
“Was the Buxomize Pill created by the Angels?”
“No, of course not. Though most Hell’s Dukes are on the ‘Boom Boom’ side, there are those who are ‘flat’, like those resembling sheer ice cliffs.”
“It wasn’t my words, mind you.”
“Such a mouth on someone invited here.”
A woman as pure as a snowfield.
She, like a being from the Academy world, had the “Boom Boom” attribute, but I discerned the “truth” from her unique form.
“It’s a ‘droplet,’ isn’t it?”
While some are naturally endowed, others increase their size through effort and technique, not in the way modern silicone implants work but in a method that grows through divine, mana-based miracles.
These mana-powered forms that surpass genetic limits look somewhat similar to medical surgery.
“So why did you call me here?”
“Because, [Snow Queen], you created the Pill?”
“So you want me to teach you?”
“I’m considering spreading the Pill to gather ‘faith’ faster. It seems like it would be the quickest way.”
After thinking a lot about the situation in the original, Changyeom and I ‘chose’ a method to gather faith most surely.
“Entry requirement: No less than a C-cup. Naturally, if these individuals experience a miracle allowing them to attend, the one who performed this miracle could be seen as a new sage on earth, much like how someone beautified by surgery views their plastic surgeon as a ‘God Doctor’.”
“So the plan is to distribute Buxomize Pills and make the flat become ‘Boom Boom’.”
The Duke of Hell, ruler of the Frozen Ninth Hell, [Rusalka the Snow Queen].
“But, the Bread Academy already only admits those who are C-cup and above, so would the Buxomize Pill be necessary?”
She was thoroughly logical, opposing Changyeom’s and my plan with common sense.
“Most are already larger than a fist, and some even larger than their heads, right?”
“Hehehe, you don’t get it. Those who already have it often desire even more.”
“If it’s too large, it may be excessive and unsightly?”
“Precisely why the limit must be a ‘suitable’ form. And conveniently… both I and my slave are well aware of that optimal form.”
“Well… the Buxomize Pill doesn’t make them twice as large as their head but rather increases them to a pleasing shape.”
Even though the Buxomize Pill can enlarge, it only enhances within the bounds of an appealing form.
“But you do know, right? Unlike [Jiryun] and I, if I prescribe the Pill once, the enlarged state is permanent. It’s not about draining mana but rather the body growing that way.”
“That…”
“Is ideal.”
“…Hah.”
Eventually, Rusalka decided to cooperate with our plan.
“But you must know one thing. Never forget the ‘original purpose’ of the Buxomize Pill.”
With one condition.
“The Buxomize Pill undoubtedly enlarges a woman’s chest, but that’s not its primary purpose.”
Never forget the original intention behind Rusalka’s miracle, the Buxomize Pill, granted to humanity.
Buxomize Pill.
It was—
“To increase mammary glands, increasing the capacity to nurture.”
It is a miracle based on ‘motherhood’.
* * *
“So, it’s a spell that enlarges chests to help those with low milk production… and it can be used for beauty purposes as well?”
“That’s right.”
Interrupted from creating magic pants, I found myself explaining the Buxomize Pill to students in the special class and Instructor Kadisha.
“Not just a metaphorical expression; it literally increases the capacity to nurture.”
“…”
“It’s different from the Kegel technique that temporarily swells the mana stick. It’s fundamentally different from women forming cores in their chests.”
I pointed to Yunia, the one in the room most talented in mana.
“For example, if Miss Yunia’s mana reached ‘0’, what do you think would happen?”
“M-me?”
“Yes. Miss Yunia has a naturally high baseline, but since she has space to store much more mana, she appears larger.”
“So, because of the core, she has space to store more mana, making her look bigger?”
“She really is. Miss Yunia, have you ever tried emptying all the mana in your body?”
“Uh, well, no…”
“Once all the mana is used up, it might look like the previously enhanced appearance diminishes.”
It wouldn’t drop from a G-cup to an A-cup in an instant, but something that was at 100 might reduce to around 90.
“But the Buxomize Pill is different. While it involves changing the body through mana and magic, it doesn’t increase the mana circuits within but induces a physical change.”
It’s a sort of hormonal shift.
“It’s similar to how a pregnant woman’s body changes to produce milk for her child, with her chest enlarging to feed her baby.”
“…”
Though everyone was silent, it was the reality.
“While the Kegel technique aims to enhance men’s pride by boosting masculinity and vigor, the Buxomize Pill is based on motherhood. So sometimes… it doesn’t show results.”
“Why is that?”
“Because, in a literal sense, ‘motherhood’ is crucial—it needs to come from a deep-rooted feeling in one’s heart for the effects to take hold.”
This is different from the “bigger is better” approach.
“Only those who truly wish to have children, give love to their child, and nurture them with motherly care can see the effects of the Buxomize Pill.”
“…”
“Wanting to enlarge for beauty? Meeting Esdinas Academy’s admission standards? Or simply wanting to grow by any means because you’re flat? Just having those feelings ‘alone’ won’t cut it.”
However, even with that mindset, a specific emotion is needed at the core.
“What kind of feeling?”
“For instance, if the fundamental reason for wanting to join here isn’t just to graduate but to find a wonderful man, get married, have at least three kids, and raise them, nursing them yourself.”
If one truly desires that, the Buxomize Pill will work its miracle.
“Or perhaps, if you’ve had quintuplets and lack enough milk, with the hope of feeding them all yourself.”
“So, motherhood really is important.”
“Exactly.”
“…”
“Why, Miss Yunia?”
“Hmm.”
Yunia put down her cake, gazing at me seriously.
“Can you actually make that?”
“Huh?”
“I just want to test it out.”
Yunia’s eyes were filled with intense curiosity.
“I want to see if it’s true that only with such motherly intentions can someone grow, or if it’s possible with a theoretical approach alone.”
“So, you’re approaching this out of intellectual curiosity?”
“Of course.”
“You’re saying you want to prove through experimentation that motherhood plays the most crucial role, right?”
“Absolutely.”
“Can I trust you?”
“Naturally.”
“Let’s do our best.”
“Yes.”
Yunia held up her thumbs to reassure me.
“So, how exactly do you create the Buxomize Pill? In a pill form?”
“There are various methods, but the main approach is to wear something like this.”
I took out a magic stone, reshaping it to create a new mana skin.
“Like this.”
“…What in the…!”
The moment she saw the new mana skin, Evangeline’s face turned red in shock.
“You p*rvert!”
“What? Why?”
“That’s just a cow bikini!”
At the sight of the mana skin I created, Evangeline shouted in protest.
“Oh, calling it just a cow bikini? This is the Buxomize Pill.”
“You said it’s a ‘pill’! Pills are meant to be swallowed!”
“Tsk tsk. You don’t understand.”
Yes, technically, it’s in pill form.
“Cows produce the most milk, right? So, embracing the mindset of a cow to produce that much milk is the secret to enlarging.”
But would I really distribute this in pill form?
Not at all.
“Just like men put on mana skins to bulk up, women wear this to grow. Isn’t that just the new ‘common sense’?”
Common sense is what I decide it to be.
“It’s not at all because I want to see people wearing cow bikinis.”
This is entirely…
The conspiracy of the developers, who wanted to sell cow bikini skins to the heroines.
