Trucker, Departure
The next morning. The three of us arrived at the Adventurer’s Guild.
We came to receive a letter from Nina to the Omigod Adventurer’s Guild, but Shiny didn’t want to go in.
“I’ll wait for you, so get going.”
“All right. I’ll be right back.”
Well, I don’t want to show up at my old job less than a week after I got fired. I know the feeling well. I didn’t want to go to the place where I got fired to pick up my personal belongings.
As soon as I entered the guild, I was greeted by Nina.
“You’re here. I didn’t think you’d be here yesterday.”
“Our motto is to deliver quickly, cheaply and safely.”
That’s a nice way of putting it, but isn’t that the motto of a shipping company?
It was a direct request from the guild leader, and if we could get her to become a customer of ours, it might help us later on.
Mirenia and I were ushered into the back room.
“Where’s……….. Shiny Blue?”
“She’s waiting in the truck.”
“I see. If she’s here, you’ll be safe on the road. I don’t care what personality she has, she’s terribly good at what she does.”
“Huh.”
For me, Shiny had a strong image of being toxic, vomiting and coughing up blood. She was also shitting her pants. The fight was fought with armed trucks, and Shiny was more of a bodyguard when walking around in the flesh.
“Well, here’s the letter. Give this to the guild leader of the Omigod Adventurer’s Guild. And here is the deposit.”
“Certainly, I’ll take care of it.”
“All right.”
I received a letter in a container that looked like a diploma tube and a handkerchief with a million coins wrapped in it.
It’s a little nerve-wracking to think that this is finally my first job.
Mireina and I left the guild and headed back to the truck.
“Welcome back. Is that the letter?”
“Oh, ………. don’t open it.”
“I’m not going to open it. I’m not that corrupt.”
“Well, I’m gonna go make lunch and clean up.”
“Thanks, Mireina.”
Mireina looks like a housewife. She’s cute like that.
We all wore custom-made work clothes with the words “Agatsuma Transport Company” printed on the back.
This is where we started our first workday.
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“Wait a minute, it’s the Danger Mountains!?”
“What’s with the sudden change?”
“No, that’s not what I’m talking about. The Danger Mountains are SS rated!? One of the most dangerous places in the world where no one has ever climbed back up due to the viciousness of the monsters.”
“…”
What is that? I’ve never heard of it.
Shiny, a former adventurer, goes so far as to say, it’s definitely a dangerous place on a considerable level. I don’t think I want to go forward no matter how much I strengthen my truck. Or rather, I suddenly lost interest in going.
“Hey, Tama, what’s this about?”
“No problem. Armed auto setting. Automatic interception after detecting monsters. With the above settings, you can proceed to defeat the monsters in the Danger Mountains.”
“…… Are you sure about this?”
‘Yes. This is the best route to take while gaining experience and points.”
I’m sure that’s true, but I’m scared.
I trust Tama, but fear is a completely different thing.
“Well, well, I believe … Use the missile and blow them up.”
“Understood.”
“Wait, you’re……. serious!?”
It will take about three days to reach the Danger Mountains, and then we will continue through the Danger Mountains and arrive at Omigod in about a week. Normally, this route would take a month, but with the truck, we can get there in a week.
Let’s go for the Danger Mountains first.
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The sun was setting, and we were driving with the truck lights on.
Don’t be a truck driver, okay? I’m used to the roads at night and the late hours are nothing. But my company is not black, so I don’t work nights.
“Let’s call it a day. Let’s eat”
“That’s right. Oh, I’m so hungry.”
“You just ate a Pocky…”
As I said this, I parked the truck under a tree on the side of the road and turned off the engine. Even with the engine off, the electricity and water in the living and shower rooms were still working.
“It’s also the first time I’m working, so I made it a little more luxurious.”
“Oh~, that’s Mireina!”
“Wow, this looks delicious!”
The table was filled with freshly cooked chicken. I knew it was the right decision to buy an oven. I taught Mireina how to use it and she took to it right away. If I earn enough points in the Danger Mountains, I’ll add a fryer.
“Let’s eat!”
“Itadakimasu.”
“Thanks for the meal!!”
I’m used to the three of us eating together like this.
Mireina’s cooking is delicious, Shiny is annoying but funny, and we feel like a family rather than a company.
“Hey Mireina, I think Omigod has the main branch of Stardust. Let’s go together after work.”
“Really!?!? I’ll go.”
“Stardust? What’s that?”
“Don’t you know!? Stardust is an accessory store for female adventurers, and it’s a big company with branches in most of the towns in this world.”
“Is that so?”
Mireina-chan scares me…. Oh, by the way, this girl knows how to be trendy.
“The main branch is several times the size of our branch, and has many new items on display, so it’s a major attraction outside of worship and the cathedral.”
“It’s so popular that some female adventurers head to Omigod just for Stardust.”
“…”
The girls are getting excited, so I’ll just shut up and watch TV. Come to think of it, I’ve never turned on the TV before. I’ve been busy with everything, and I’ve been eating in the office.
I moved to the sofa, picked up the remote, and turned it on. It was a special program on jewelry.
“Look at the brilliance of this…… gem called yellow diamond. It’s beautiful~”
“Eh!?”
“No way!? What’s this!?”
“Whoa!?”
The sudden sound and image startled Mireina and Shiny.
By the way, there is no TV here. I forgot all about it.
“Hey, what’s this? ….. Beautiful.”
“Wow, …. yellow, diamond? I thought it was a weird box, but what’s inside?”
“Wait, wait, there’s nothing in the box. It’s a …., uh, video. It’s not from this world.”
“Huh? Then what is this person inside? I’ve never seen a little person before.”
“Me neither. But it’s beautiful…”
Mireina is glued to the jewelry exhibit. They sparkle like jewels. Shiny started watching TV next to me, and I feel bad about changing the channel.
After about 15 minutes of watching, the jewelry segment ended. I turned off the TV at that time. It was time to take a bath and go to bed.
“You can go ahead and take a bath, I’ll talk to Tama.”
“Okay. Mireina, come in with me.”
“Eh, but…”
“Just do it.”
So they went to the shower room.
I love it when there are two girls together. I thought girls going to the shower room together was something that only happened in manga.
Now, I’m going to go to visit Tama to pass the time.
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I pass the time by checking out the features of the truck with Tama.
By the way, my bedroom is on the roof right above the driver’s seat. I gave the extended bedroom to Shiny. That’s about as caring as I can get.
I also asked something.
“Hey, Tama, do you know any interesting features?”
“Interesting feature. What do you mean?”
“Some kind of…. function.”
“Searching …………complete. The function the president is looking for is applicable. A function derived from the president’s words and actions to date has been found. Would you like to view it?”
“Oh, that sounds interesting. Please do.”
“Understood.”
The image was then displayed on the windshield.
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“I’ll wash your back this time, Mireina. Here you go.”
“Oh, thank you, Shiny.”
“… Mmm, they’re big, aren’t they? Mmm, really big. Mmm, mmm, mmm.”
“Chaa!? Shiny …”
“Come on now, the tips are getting soft.”
“Yah, ……”
“….Huh? Are you okay?”
“…”
“Don’t be so angry……!?”
“”I won’t forgive you. I won’t forgive you!!”
“My b*****s are weak!? Ahhh…”
“I’ll give you something in return!!”
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What is this?
Mireina vs Shiny?
“What do you think? I’m recording now.”
“Oh, what the hell is this!?”
“This is a bathing session recorded by the in-car camera. The data showed that the president was very interested in the naked bodies of Mireina-sama and Shiny Blue-sama.”
“What the hell is that!?————– Well, I can’t deny it, but…”
“Yes. I’ll continue to record if that’s what you want.”
“Destroy it all.”
“Excuse me…. Are you sure you want to do this?”
“Why are you checking!? You’ve never done that before!!”
Sadly, the symbol of Han. Standing tall is a mountain.
I’m going to have a meltdown if I don’t hurry up and cool down.
Goddamn ….Mireina’s b*****s, Shiny’s tiny b*****s……..
“Good work.”
“I’m gonna smash that windshield!”
Damn, I’m so tired…..What the hell is this?