My Wife May Be A Pe*vert Chapter 49

Even Suzuka’s Search History Is Cute


For both Suzuka and me, it’s an oddly inconvenient day.

I only have one lecture, the fourth period, and Suzuka has only the third.

We have to go to university just for a measly 90 minutes. On other days, we usually have at least two classes.

But compared to those who commute from far away, it’s not so bad.

“See you later.”

Early afternoon.

Suzuka is heading to the university for her class, leaving me alone in the apartment.

I notice the laptop she was tinkering with just a moment ago.

Using a computer for research is more efficient than using a phone.

I knew Suzuka had been looking something up a while ago, so I couldn’t resist checking her search history on the computer.

“What’s this… dinner recommendations, printers, names of online shopping sites…”

Various things Suzuka had been searching for. Among them, there is one search term that stands out.

“How to make gestures that attract men?”

Who in the world is she trying to attract?

Is she planning to use her charms on someone other than me?

“Well, it’s probably just for me, but damn, she’s too cute, isn’t she?”

Thinking about it, Suzuka is scheming to make me fall for her even more.

Just thinking about it makes me smile.

“She’s seriously become too cute.”

Childhood friend.

I thought I knew everything I needed to know about her.

But I never thought she’d be so devoted and cute to the person she’s fallen for.

The more I get to know this new side of Suzuka, the more I can’t help myself.

“Well, in that case, I’ll have to become a man who can make her fall for me even more.”

If Suzuka is trying to make me like her, then I have to make sure she likes me, right?

And so, I started researching how to be more attractive to women on my computer.

Oh, and of course, I made sure to clear my search history so Suzuka wouldn’t find out, okay?

I finished my one lecture at the university and returned to our apartment.

I can’t wait to see what kind of actions Suzuka, who was researching how to be attractive to men, will take.

“I’m home~!”

“Ah, welcome home~!”

Suzuka came all the way to the entrance to greet me.

She’s wearing slightly revealing clothing.

When she went to the university, she was wearing regular clothes, but now she changed into hot pants and showed off her bare legs.

“Bu, Geho. Geho.”

“W-what’s wrong?”


I know from the website that Suzuka was checking that men get excited when they catch a glimpse of a woman’s bare legs.

That’s why her actions right now are incredibly cute and irresistible.

“Is that so? By the way, Yuki, I’ve been feeling a bit warm lately, so I changed into hot pants. How do I look?”

“O-oh. Y-yeah, it suits you.”

Oh no.

I’m about to burst into laughter.

It’s because I know that her current behavior is influenced by that website about actions that make men attracted to women.

“Seems like you’re a bit nervous, huh? Oh, I get it. You got excited seeing my bare legs peeking out from these hot pants, didn’t you?”

“Well, maybe.”

I can’t help it.

What a cute creature.

I can easily imagine her blushing and feeling embarrassed if I tease her.

But I shouldn’t reveal it now. She’ll probably continue to learn attractive actions, and it’s not the right time.

“Well, in any case, it’s getting warmer if you’re changing into hot pants.”

She flutters the shirt she’s wearing on top.

…This is another action mentioned on that website.

I want to laugh. I really want to laugh.

But if I laugh now, Suzuka’s performance of attractive actions will end, so I hold back.

Then, I take off my shoes, wash my hands, sit on the sofa in the living room, and casually play with my phone while watching TV.

“Yuki, what would you like for dinner today? I haven’t decided yet.”

“I’m in the mood for something with meat.”

“Got it! How about sweet and sour pork? I bought some cheap sweet and sour sauce the other day.”

“Jeez, I’m the one you’re making dinner for. I won’t complain, okay?”

I gently smile at Suzuka.

I also researched how to be attractive, you know.

According to the website, girls feel fluttery when you smile gently.

“Ehehe, I see. So, sweet and sour pork it is.”

I don’t really get it.

I’m not sure if Suzuka is happier than usual.

She doesn’t seem to mind, and that’s fine.


She sings as she cooks.

Her apron-clad appearance is refreshing, with her bare legs looking especially lovely.

When she’s not holding a knife or dealing with fire, I gently touch her bare legs.

“Kyaa! Come on, Yuki! Don’t startle me while I’m cooking!”

“Sorry. Your slender legs caught my attention.”

“You p*rvert~. Absolutely no touching when I’m handling a knife or something!”

“I got it. So, I touched them while you were looking for ingredients in the fridge.”

“You sly one.”

“Isn’t that right?”

After that, I watched Suzuka cook from behind.

And occasionally, she looked back at me and smiled.

“Hehe, just a little longer.”

Suzuka smiles naturally at me.

Her gesture is incredibly powerful, especially since I know she’s reading that website about actions that make men attracted to women.

Because, you know, she’s sending me these little smiles to make me feel fluttery.

It’s driving me crazy. She’s too cute.

And so, I enjoy the cute Suzuka practicing her attractive actions.

And then, at night.

Suzuka stretches her arms and tells me in a straightforward manner.

“I want you to hug me. Ehehe.”

Another attractive action.

Usually, even when she wants me to hold her a bit more, she says things like, “I’m tired today, so will you hold me?” or “If you don’t hold me, I’ll sulk because Yuki bullies me,” in that sort of way.

But today, it’s straightforward.

The reason is simple. The website said that men get excited when they’re approached straightforwardly.

“I can’t help it. By the way, it’s too cute how you looked up actions to make men attracted to you on a website and are putting them into practice.”

“Ah, eh, eh, eh, eh? Huh?”

“You were searching on the computer, weren’t you?”

“Wait, does that mean you knew everything!?”

“Well, kinda.”

“I felt like you were laughing unusually today, but you knew everything?”

“That’s right.”

“Noooooooooooooo! T-this is so embarrassing. Yuki?”

Suzuka writhes in agony from embarrassment.

Despite asking me to hold her, she’s trying to cool down her flushed face because she’s embarrassed.

But I’m not letting her go.

“You said you wanted me to hold you, right? I won’t let you go.”

“Noooooooo~. Yuki, you dummy! It’s embarrassing, so let go!”

Suzuka is trying to escape due to her embarrassment, but she’s too cute, and I can’t let her go.

I don’t want her to dislike me, but I can’t resist when she shows me such a cute side.

With one hand, I hold her tightly, and Suzuka’s face turns bright red.

And yet, she’s groaning and fidgeting out of embarrassment.

“Mmmmmmm~. I can’t take it anymoreeee~.”